WHY IS THIS
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WHY DOES OUR ALPHABET GO IN ABC ORDER?
We English speakers inherited our writing system from the Romans, of course, but their Latin alphabet belonged to the Etruscans before them—and the Greeks before them, and the Phoenicians before the Greeks.
Take it back to its very basics, in fact, and you’ll be able to trace a handful of our letters back to the hieroglyphs of Ancient Egypt. The reason why our letters M and N have vaguely zigzagging, undulating shapes? Once upon a time, they were they were hieroglyphs represented by water and a snake:
Around half our letters have ancient roots like this, stretching back some 5,000 years or so. The other half are more recent developments—invented and evolved from one another—as one ancient culture handed their alphabet over to the next, and the inheritors adapted and reshaped it to better suit their own language. But if that accounts for where our letters have come from, what about their order?
In 1928, a farmer in Syria accidentally disturbed a large slab hidden beneath the surface of one of his fields. It sounds like something from an Indiana Jones film, but as he hauled the slab from the earth, the ground around it gave way and revealed the entrance to a vast relic-filled tomb—a remnant of the long-lost Bronze Age city of Ugarit.
In the decades that followed, ever more of the city was unearthed and countless Ugaritic artefacts were discovered. And among them were dozens and dozens of clay tablets, on which was written an early cuneiform alphabet:
𐎀 𐎁 𐎂 𐎃 𐎄 𐎅 𐎆 𐎇 𐎈 𐎉 𐎊 𐎋 𐎌 𐎍 𐎎 𐎏 𐎐 𐎑 𐎒 𐎓 𐎔 𐎕 𐎖 𐎗 𐎘 𐎙 𐎚 𐎛 𐎜 𐎝
As unfamiliar as those characters are, if you were to translate them into their English equivalents you’d find something extraordinary. Give or take the culture-to-culture developments that changed the Phoenician alphabet into that of the Greeks, Etruscans, and Romans, these are our ABCs, effectively in much the same order as we’d recognise today.
But why had this alphabet been written out over and over and over again, as it had been found on these dozens of clay tablets?
It seems likely that some four or five millennia ago, the alphabet above was being actively taught—either to children or prospective scribes and translators—in an ancient Ugaritic language school. Perhaps, then, this order was being used because there was a mnemonic device attached to it that made these letters easier to memorize? Some scholars have even attempted to make sense of the letters above, and pointed out that the opening letters here essentially (and not uncoincidentally) spell out ‘father’ and ‘grandfather’.
That’s just a theory, of course, and with our research already straining under 4,000 years of conjecture and hypothesis, the genuine meaning of our alphabetical order remains something of a mystery. But this remarkable chance archaeological discovery shed some tantalizing light onto the subject—and perhaps another discovery in the future will do the same.